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Agent Picolax – Extended Edition

Published on July 9, 2009 in random. 0 Comments Tags: , , , , , .

You may or may not know about this post from quite a long time ago now by a man known to the internet as blutone. Unfortunately the forum which it was posted on had an auto prune feature enabled and the thread disappeared. The original post may be lost forever, but i was quick enough to archive it onto this very blog, albeit minus everyones comments, which were in fact a big part of the overall hilarity.

It has just come to my attention that the folks over at singletrackworld.com have actually (5 months ago!) posted the entire unedited thread onto their blog. So, for those of you who have not seen it yet, here it is.

The UNEDITED Picolax thread…

http://www.singletrackworld.com/2009/02/the-picolax-thread-returns/

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“AGENT” Picolax

Published on July 24, 2007 in random. 21 Comments Tags: , , , , , .

This is hilarity. Posted on an unsuspecting mountain bike forum almost a week ago by a mr. blu-tone.

EDIT: 04/02/2008 – realised i was missing a chunk at the beginning, fixed it now.

EDIT: 09/07/2009 – Agent Picolax – extended edition

Author: blu-tone
Date: 18/07/07 07:47

Picolax turned my bum from it’s usual semi-dormant state:
a bit like Vesuvius; an impressive and majestic sight with occasional noxious wiffs, regular minor expulsions of dangerous matter and a very rare display of awesome ferocity worthy of international news.

into:
a portal from another collapsing largely aqueous universe via which all compressed matter emerged at trans light speeds, expanding exponentially as it emerges from the “wormhole”.

If you think the widespread deluges of precipitation experienced this “summer” in any way approach “Biblical Proportions”, then rest assured by 09:00 tomorrow you will have ample personal evidence to entirely revise your delusion.

VERY CAREFULLY BEFORE TAKING “AGENT” PICOLAX

1] CHECK THE TIME & DATE OF APPOINTMENT ON THE HOSPITAL LETTER,

REPEAT

2] CHECK THE TIME & DATE OF APPOINTMENT ON THE HOSPITAL LETTER

3] Have a TRUSTED friend verify your reading of the details in ITEM 2

WCA, If you are looking for an INTERESTING thread tomorrow then I’ll try to explain from personal experience why ITEM 2 above is so vital.

To those about to take Picolax, we salute you . . . (TBC) . . . . .

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